Though to be fair, I don’t draw disembodied, decomposing, minds-of-their-own hands, but nonetheless - regular hands are just one step away from being scary as fuck.
I get icky chills just thinking about evil hands. AUGH.
...it's a bad habit.
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January 25, 2012
I find how often I draw/paint hands vaguely amusing, given how horrifically disgusted I am by disembodied hands.
January 4, 2012
FACT: I rarely post original content here
FACT: This is an original post, mostly just to keep up appearances.
Look, it’s art!
January 3, 2012
3x02
Giles: Unbelievable. “Do you like my mask? Isn’t is pretty? It raises the dead.” Americans.Possibly the best line of the entire series.
December 21, 2011
November 16, 2011
HEY. HEY MARK. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF MY NOSE WERE STUCK TO YOUR FACE? HOW WOULD YOU DRIVE TO WORK? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON A SHIRT?
YOU ARE A VERY STRANGE WOMAN.
I’M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS A GIRL’S NOSE STUCK TO HIS FACE. HOW WILL YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM? WILL YOU HAVE TO BUY TWO SEATS ON AIRPLANES?
HOW WILL YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE?
IT’S YOUR NOSE NOW. YOUR FACE NOSE. YOU’D BETTER FIGURE THAT OUT.
November 11, 2011
I Need a New Title: How to Make Your Family Uncomfortable
Bear with me for a minute while I share uncomfortable personal information; it’s necessary back story so we can get to the good stuff. Don’t worry, I’ll be brief. Uncomfortable is kind of the name of the game here, anyway- I’m aiming for that sweet spot between Wednesday Addams and ‘There’s…
A post of the hilariously awful things we discuss doing to torture the woman my dad cheated with, that he then abandoned us all and went to live with. Because we are awesome (or possibly just sick fucks), we have turned “Ways to Psychologically Torture Mary” into one of our favourite games. Alexandra has been kind enough to compile some of the best suggestions into this one convenient list!
November 6, 2011
October 25, 2011
Oh Rookie, You Just Described Me From 9-14 (at least)
My friends and I were totally convinced for years that we were magic. Actually, I was totally convinced and power of persuasion and awesomeness had everyone else half playing along and half agreeing. Of course, I branched out and decided that it was cooler to be a god than a witch, because not only could I control stuff but people would have to obey me and sacrifice cookies to appease me. I wonder what it says about me that even supernatural abilities weren’t enough to slake my thirst for power? It wasn’t good enough to just be able to set things on fire with my mind- no, I had to also have supreme power over the universe and be worshiped.
Everyone thought I was so responsible and kind, but underneath that charming eleven year old exterior was a tiny vicious dictator just waiting to be set free. I guess there’s a reason Pottermore put me in Slytherin…
Once I realized the God thing wasn’t going to work out I went back to witch, and I never quite managed to shake it. I still love tarot cards, and ‘magical psycho’ is my backup plan should my grownup life not work out. That’s totally valid, right?
Isn’t well educated hobo your backup plan? Unless that was your first plan.
October 10, 2011
AHHHH I have a print of this in my room and have always wondered who the artist was!
(via kidsxheroes)
October 8, 2011
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