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HEY. HEY MARK. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF MY NOSE WERE STUCK TO YOUR FACE? HOW WOULD YOU DRIVE TO WORK? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON A SHIRT?

YOU ARE A VERY STRANGE WOMAN.

I’M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS A GIRL’S NOSE STUCK TO HIS FACE. HOW WILL YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM? WILL YOU HAVE TO BUY TWO SEATS ON AIRPLANES?

HOW WILL YOU BLOW YOUR NOSE?

IT’S YOUR NOSE NOW. YOUR FACE NOSE. YOU’D BETTER FIGURE THAT OUT.

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